Singers: WriteYourHeartOut, LovlyRita, Drummergirlred, PrincessPadfoot
The HPPC Christmas Medley was written and performed by the staff members of HPPC.
Music produced by WriteYourHeartOut
Lyrics:
Away On My Laptop and Harry Potter (Typety Type Type) By Drummergirlred
Black Leather Pants Hermione by LovlyRita
Have Yourself a Very Merry Christmas Break, All I Want For Christmas is HPFF, and Here's My Wish By WriteYourHeartOut
JingleFics, 12 Days of Nano, We Wish You A Merry Christmas (podcast mix) By Caomoyl
Lyrics:
Jingle Fic
Scrolling down the page
Trying to find a fic
Before you boil with rage
Find one you can click
Avoid all the clichés
And typo'd summaries
Click one that says 'canon'
And hope no one's OoC
Oh, fanfiction, fanfiction
You pollute my mind
You fill it up with all the things
That shouldn't be combined
Hey! Fanfiction, fanfiction
Oh what can I say?
I get so addicted to
Your abnormality
Black Leather Pants Hermione:
You know Ginny and Katie, Pavarti and Hannah
Luna, Alicia, Cho, Susan and Padma
But do you recall?
The most Scantily Clad of them all?
Black Leather Pants Hermione ('Mione)
Had some very shiny pants (They were blinding!)
She wore them every da-ay (da-ay)
And to every Hogwarts dance (Of course there's dances!)
All of her fellow students (students)
Used to point and call her names (Like a Know It All)
They gawked at poor Hermione ('Mione)
For wearing them to Quidditch games (Like a Muggle)
Then one gloomy, magic day
Draco Malfoy came to say (*hiss hiss hiss*)
With your seductive curves and shiny pants (ALL: So bright!)
Won't you rock my world tonight?
Inexplicably, the two got married (married)
Despite the obvious social shame (Like Andromeda)
and Black Leather Pants Hermione ('Mione)
Lived forever with the Malfoy name! (Booooo!)
Forever with the Malfoy name!
Harry Potter (Typety Type Type)
Harry Potter was just a wizard boy you see
Then some folks mixed him up with OCs
and fan fiction he would be
HPFF was born from a man’s dream one day
He had no idea that a wizard boy
would change his life so drastically
The writers come from around the world
To share their stories now
And when they doubt their abilities
There’s always help around
Oh, HPFF
Is the web site that I seek
I make good friends from all around the world
who like to write as much as me
Typety type type
Typety type type
How fast can I go?
Typety type type
Typety type type
Into the queue it goes
(repeat 1x)
The Twelve Days of Christmas:
On the first day of nano my novel gave to me 50,000 words to complete.
On the second day of nano my novel gave to me two story plots and 50,000 words to complete.
On the third day of nano my novel gave to me three fatal errors, two story plots and 50,000 words to complete.
On the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh-
Twelfth day of nano my novel gave to me twelve weird plot turns, eleven new distractions, ten new ideas, nine banging headaches, eight sugar cravings, seven real life problems, six plunny hijacks, five hand injuries, four saving fails, three fatal errors, two story plots and 50,000 words to complete.
Away on My Laptop:
Away on my laptop
I stay up too late
Writing my Fan Fic
I hope that it's great
I lurk in the forums
Just wasting my time
Oh HPFF why are
You so sublime?
Here's My Wish:
Ash, DGR, and Robbi
Oh the real men in life are frightful
But HP character's are so delightful
And since it's so close to Christmas
Here's my wish, here's my wish, here's my wish:
DGR Solo:
He outsmarted and helped defeat Voldie
A gorgeous Slytherin that I'd like to hold me
Was once a death eater but nonetheless
I want Regulus, Regulus, Regulus
Robbi Solo:
Well I love his long black shaggy hair
And his body simply can't be beat
Into his beautiful grey orbs I'll stare
I want Sirius under my Christmas tree
Ash Solo:
He's courageous, the bravest, and witty
And I love him the way he loves Lily
As if anyone here couldn't guess
I want Severus, Severus, Severus
All 3:
I want (Regulus/Sirius/Severus)
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Break:
Have yourselves a merry little Christmas break
May the queue be light
And all the x rated fanfics out of sight
Have yourselves a merry little Christmas break
May there be little for mods to do
I hope all the rule breakers go on break too
On the fifth of January
I'm sure the queue will be
Stampeded
Validators will jump in with both feet
And try their best to be
Fast readers
Through the years we all will be together
If the ban hammer allows
Until then, I'll try to follow all the rules somehow
Just have yourselves a merry Christmas break right now
All I want for Christmas is HPFF
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just want place I need
I don't care about my real life
My online friends are more witty
I just want HPFF
Cause the people here are the best
Yes all I want, it's true,
Is to spend my Christmas with you
We Wish You A Merry Christmas: Podcast Mix
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Good songs that we bring, to make you all sing;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Now go and review this podcast;
Now go and review this podcast;
Now go and review this podcast, and some other ones, too!
We won't stop until we get some;
We won't stop until we get some;
We won't stop until we get some so you better review!
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas;
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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